I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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