the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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