We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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