Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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