Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Two words: nipple clamps
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