I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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