Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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