Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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