going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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