i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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