he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
