This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
