are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
did you just send me my own nude
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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