How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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