My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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