Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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