Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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