I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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