You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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