The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Send help, water and tortillas.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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