three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just puked most of my soul out..
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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