Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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