K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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