So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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