Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He felt like a one man threesome
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize