Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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