My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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