Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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