she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
