Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
