so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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