I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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