butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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