This girl is more easily done than said...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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