Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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