Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
only if we run a train.
done.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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