what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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