Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
accomplished twins. life is a go
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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