Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
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I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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