I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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