girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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