Can i not drive my cunt home
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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