ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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