omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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