Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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