yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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