we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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