I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Randomize
