You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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