Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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