so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
