That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just want to make out with him forever
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
