: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I won the penis lottery.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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